Wapligvil is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, competent armadillo.

Wapligvil created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Wapligvil, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wapligvil, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wapligvil's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Wapligvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near foxes while wearing turquoise hats and balancing six lead spheres on your arms.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.