Gargoddub is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless lion.

Gargoddub created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Gargoddub, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gargoddub, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gargoddub's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gargoddub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near mites while wearing turquoise hats and balancing four silver spheres on your head.