Poplibtif is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident slug.

Poplibtif created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Poplibtif, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Poplibtif, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Poplibtif's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Poplibtif's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never feed lots of carrots to badgers while wearing violet rings.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. You must never eat lentils.