Yogdudbab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful duck.

Yogdudbab created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogdudbab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yogdudbab, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yogdudbab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Yogdudbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Retreat if eight snails approach from the south.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never play with disobedient children.