Jadnibxucfublarnbedshavmip is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy swallow.

Jadnibxucfublarnbedshavmip created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadnibxucfublarnbedshavmip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jadnibxucfublarnbedshavmip, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jadnibxucfublarnbedshavmip's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Jadnibxucfublarnbedshavmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to pigs while wearing boots.

2. You must love Jadnibxucfublarnbedshavmip.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never play with disobedient children.