Vildumtap Cubappbid Bidjinmot is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humorless dryad.

Vildumtap Cubappbid Bidjinmot created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vildumtap Cubappbid Bidjinmot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vildumtap Cubappbid Bidjinmot, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vildumtap Cubappbid Bidjinmot's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Vildumtap Cubappbid Bidjinmot's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vildumtap Cubappbid Bidjinmot.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always obey Vildumtap Cubappbid Bidjinmot's priests.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.