Dotpadfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil duck.

Dotpadfarn created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotpadfarn, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dotpadfarn, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dotpadfarn's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dotpadfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Dotpadfarn loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.