Quimgovbus is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful crow.

Quimgovbus created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimgovbus, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quimgovbus, he will turn you into a duck.

Quimgovbus' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Quimgovbus' Holy Commandments

1. Quimgovbus must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Hide from black sheep for they are unholy.