Pinkabfen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent squirrel.

Pinkabfen created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Pinkabfen, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pinkabfen, he will turn you into a tree.

Pinkabfen's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Pinkabfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near whales while wearing yellow corsets and balancing five silicon spheres on your arms.

2. Do not speak about peanuts.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near sharks while wearing gray skirts.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.