Kikyakquam is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical centaur.

Kikyakquam created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikyakquam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kikyakquam, he will turn you into a worm.

Kikyakquam's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Kikyakquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near swans while wearing green shoes and balancing five silver spheres on your head.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Fast once a month.