Gepjinpibfeb Rotgamfet is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful dugong.

Gepjinpibfeb Rotgamfet created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepjinpibfeb Rotgamfet, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gepjinpibfeb Rotgamfet, she will turn you into a sheep.

Gepjinpibfeb Rotgamfet's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Gepjinpibfeb Rotgamfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.