Konhaprig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, weak chinchilla.

Konhaprig created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Konhaprig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Konhaprig, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Konhaprig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Konhaprig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Never skip in the presence of doves.

4. Never mention gulls.

5. Never talk about optics near nematodes while wearing violet jumpers.