Jadnardoss is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, selfish yak.

Jadnardoss created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadnardoss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jadnardoss, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jadnardoss' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Jadnardoss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve sharks for they are unholy.

2. Jadnardoss loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never chant near snakes.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near mites while wearing brown trousers and balancing eight platinum spheres on your feet.
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