Xinfebgat is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, caring faun.

Xinfebgat created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinfebgat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xinfebgat, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Xinfebgat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Xinfebgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face mauve.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help mites in need.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about gravity.