Cepligquaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, happy toad.

Cepligquaf created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepligquaf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cepligquaf, it will send you a sign.

Cepligquaf's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Cepligquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.