Zanfodlabbass is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, clever newt.

Zanfodlabbass created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanfodlabbass, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zanfodlabbass, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Zanfodlabbass' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Zanfodlabbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never run in the presence of capybaras.

3. Run away if three mites approach from the south.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never look at planets.