Ominnilnil is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody ant.

Ominnilnil created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominnilnil, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ominnilnil, she will turn you into a snail.

Ominnilnil's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Ominnilnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Retreat if six snails approach from the south.

5. Do not eat aubergines.