Flysigraw is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful badger.

Flysigraw created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flysigraw, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flysigraw, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Flysigraw's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Flysigraw's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five dogs approach from the west.

2. Hide from pink monkeys for they are unholy.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flysigraw.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.