Tabmutrull is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, flying slug.

Tabmutrull created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabmutrull, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tabmutrull, she will try to impress you with trees.

Tabmutrull's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Tabmutrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Always help tortoises.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.