Gedmipban is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish raccoon.

Gedmipban created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedmipban, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gedmipban, she will jump up and down on your head.

Gedmipban's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gedmipban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near voles while wearing orange kilts and balancing nine titanium spheres on your legs.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not listen to music.