Pangbetgar is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, quiet zebra.

Pangbetgar created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pangbetgar, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pangbetgar, she will torture you forever.

Pangbetgar's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Pangbetgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of capybaras.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not kill mites.