Pinrappan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent coyote.

Pinrappan created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinrappan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pinrappan, it will turn you into a mole.

Pinrappan's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Pinrappan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat melons.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Always help aardvarks.
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