Davfodstiggigwanmat is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate
slug.
Davfodstiggigwanmat created carbon five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Davfodstiggigwanmat, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Davfodstiggigwanmat, it will remove you from existence.
Davfodstiggigwanmat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Davfodstiggigwanmat's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Never think about dark energy near gulls while wearing pink coats and balancing eight tin spheres on your hands.
3. Do not wear white clothing.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Never wear trousers.