Davfodstiggigwanmat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate slug.

Davfodstiggigwanmat created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davfodstiggigwanmat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Davfodstiggigwanmat, it will remove you from existence.

Davfodstiggigwanmat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Davfodstiggigwanmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about dark energy near gulls while wearing pink coats and balancing eight tin spheres on your hands.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear trousers.