Wee is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient whale.

Wee created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wee, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wee, he will not invite you to parties.

Wee's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Wee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Shrews are not to be trusted.

4. Never sing in the presence of turtles.

5. Always treat tapirs with great respect.