Vilrulhig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless bee.

Vilrulhig created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Vilrulhig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vilrulhig, she will not care at all.

Vilrulhig's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Vilrulhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not keep four monkeys in a large pit.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near squirrels while wearing blue coats and balancing six silicon spheres on your face.

4. Vilrulhig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never feed bananas to geese while wearing red ear rings.