Vid is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, quiet spider.

Vid created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vid, he will ignore you.

Vid's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Never think about spacetime near eagles while wearing turquoise hats and balancing five copper spheres on your neck.