Dimgessfas is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, flying scorpion.

Dimgessfas created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimgessfas, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dimgessfas, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Dimgessfas' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dimgessfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not take Dimgessfas' name in vain.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always obey Dimgessfas' priests.

5. Dimgessfas loves doves, so they must be respected.