Dobmitfossvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, quiet rhinoceros.

Dobmitfossvonk created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobmitfossvonk, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dobmitfossvonk, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dobmitfossvonk's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dobmitfossvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never skip in the presence of birds.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Never talk about mice.