Sanarfxin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, quiet bear.

Sanarfxin created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Sanarfxin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sanarfxin, it will turn you into a hamster.

Sanarfxin's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sanarfxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Sanarfxin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sanarfxin.