Vilgamnadbogdaghonhub is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, able camel.

Vilgamnadbogdaghonhub created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilgamnadbogdaghonhub, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vilgamnadbogdaghonhub, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vilgamnadbogdaghonhub's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Vilgamnadbogdaghonhub's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never skip in the presence of capybaras.

3. Never talk about optics near hamsters while wearing blue ear rings and balancing eight iron spheres on your head.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.