Nabnurtdib is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, vain toad.

Nabnurtdib created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabnurtdib, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabnurtdib, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nabnurtdib's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nabnurtdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Never talk about spacetime near porpoises while wearing mauve shorts.

3. Nabnurtdib loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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