Cinrigweg is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, passionate
horse.
Cinrigweg created a down quark seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Cinrigweg, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Cinrigweg, she will not care.
Cinrigweg's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Cinrigweg's Holy Commandments1. Never laugh near snakes.
2. Do not chant in public.
3. Never think about optics.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.