Kophubdon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful octopus.

Kophubdon created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kophubdon, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kophubdon, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kophubdon's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Kophubdon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dolphins.

2. Never feed wheat to mice while wearing scarves.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not kill ants.