Fabdumfot is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless octopus.

Fabdumfot created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Fabdumfot, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fabdumfot, it will manifest in front of you.

Fabdumfot's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fabdumfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about turtles.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Never jump in holy places.