Quatlit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, self-assured alligator.

Quatlit created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatlit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quatlit, he will turn you into a plant.

Quatlit's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Quatlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Quatlit loves turtles, so they must be honoured.