Mappantof is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, flying cow.

Mappantof created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Mappantof, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mappantof, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mappantof's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Mappantof's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not keep nine dogs in a large pit.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.