Titkangov Ciblikcep Misged is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring jellyfish.

Titkangov Ciblikcep Misged created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Titkangov Ciblikcep Misged, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Titkangov Ciblikcep Misged, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Titkangov Ciblikcep Misged's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Titkangov Ciblikcep Misged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help sick otters.

4. Always wear brown.

5. You must never eat strawberries.