Hudgamsas is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, bad-tempered unicorn.

Hudgamsas created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudgamsas, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hudgamsas, she will send minions to preach to you.

Hudgamsas' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hudgamsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never hurt birds.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed melons to moths while wearing red kilts.