Pasdapbid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent jellyfish.

Pasdapbid created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Pasdapbid, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pasdapbid, he will refuse to believe in you.

Pasdapbid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Pasdapbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ants.

2. Run away from brown capybaras, for they are unholy.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Pasdapbid loves horses, so they must be respected.

5. Put Pasdapbid first in all things.