Pasdapbid is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent
jellyfish.
Pasdapbid created a top quark two million years ago.
If you believe in
Pasdapbid, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Pasdapbid, he will refuse to believe in you.
Pasdapbid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Pasdapbid's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about ants.
2. Run away from brown capybaras, for they are unholy.
3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.
4. Pasdapbid loves horses, so they must be respected.
5. Put Pasdapbid first in all things.