Matdidbat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, omnipotent bear.

Matdidbat created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matdidbat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Matdidbat, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Matdidbat's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Matdidbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tortoises.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Matdidbat on top of all buildings.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.