Padbiggad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, annoying swan.

Padbiggad created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Padbiggad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Padbiggad, she will ignore you.

Padbiggad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Padbiggad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snakes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.