Flamsitrill is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unfair fly.

Flamsitrill created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamsitrill, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flamsitrill, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Flamsitrill's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Flamsitrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near hamsters while wearing orange stockings and balancing five carbon spheres on your hands.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always treat whales with great respect.