Tinnakpit is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, contented penguin.

Tinnakpit created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinnakpit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tinnakpit, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tinnakpit's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Tinnakpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Whales are not to be trusted.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.