Xuckcepnel is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy lizard.

Xuckcepnel created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckcepnel, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xuckcepnel, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Xuckcepnel's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Xuckcepnel's Holy Commandments

1. Put Xuckcepnel first in all things.

2. Hide from orange capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Never leap in the presence of monkeys.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. Never feed oranges to hamsters while wearing kilts.