Cibvogbed is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, deceitful goblin.

Cibvogbed created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cibvogbed, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cibvogbed, he will be very sad.

Cibvogbed's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cibvogbed's Holy Commandments

1. Cibvogbed must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cibvogbed.

5. Never look at comets.