Vedhotrullflab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, omniscient fish.

Vedhotrullflab created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedhotrullflab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vedhotrullflab, she will throw large rocks at you.

Vedhotrullflab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Vedhotrullflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Vedhotrullflab on top of all buildings.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.
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