Tikweedan is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, intelligent hummingbird.

Tikweedan created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikweedan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tikweedan, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Tikweedan's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tikweedan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Always look after injured bats.

5. Never pour water over plants.