Komdumxuck is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, cheerful
fairy.
Komdumxuck created Africa five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Komdumxuck, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Komdumxuck, she will send minions to preach to you.
Komdumxuck's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Komdumxuck's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.
2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. You must pray to Komdumxuck nine times a day.
5. Do not speak about spinach.