Sug is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, grumpy donkey.

Sug created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sug, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sug, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sug's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sug's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near frogs while wearing turquoise rings and balancing seven gold spheres on your chest.