Flowadgil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, strong pig.

Flowadgil created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowadgil, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flowadgil, he will destroy your home planet.

Flowadgil's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Flowadgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near bats while wearing white shorts and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your back.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.